Lavish Living
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Showing posts tagged the hobbit
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live twitter chat with Serkis, Nesbitt & Fuckface RIGHT NOW…ish.
https://twitter.com/thehobbitmovie
in other news, fuck you.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
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leupagus: SERIOUSLY
me: LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BALIN
me: LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
leupagus: all of them are just
leupagus: so stupid
me: and you’ll notice that at no point when Thorin’s like, listing what he looks for in followers, does he ever mention “ability to discern arse from elbow”
leupagus: yeah point
leupagus: loyalty
leupagus: honor
leupagus: a willing heart
leupagus: …
leupagus: that’s not a very high bar thorin
me: yeah, that’s a labrador retriever
leupagus: which if you think about it
leupagus: describes pretty much all the dwarves
leupagus: except maybe dwalin
leupagus: who is a rottweiler
me: yes
me: otherwise it’s basically puppy bowl: erebor edition
leupagus: dude that’s exactly what it is(Source: lostwiginity)
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I’m going to be honest about something, and that is that photo shoots confuse the hell out of me. Hey, beautiful pictures of beautiful people, that’s all well and good, but in what alternate dimension exactly is Richard Armitage or whoever supposed to be smouldering intimately at me in the middle of a field of daisies? Like - did I miss a memo? Am I supposed to be doing something, Richard?
Richard, the priest says we really shouldn’t sit on the - Jesus Christ, Richard, what the hell are you wearing.
Heartburn again, Richard? You want me to go back out at this hour and get you some tablets for that because you were too busy smouldering to call the pharmacy? Don’t make that face at me, you’re such a fucking child, Richard
Hey, is that my sweat - Richard, where did you get a pool table and what is it doing in my apartment
can I not leave you alone for a single minute
RICHARD GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CAR WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
#Richard Armitage#please explain why you’re shirtless against a black wall#why is my wall black Richard#I know the painters were supposed to come today but what the fuck did you tell them Richard#WE ARE SO DONE RICHARD
Once again, the degree of attraction to Richard Armitage and the degree of irritation over said attraction seems to be at 1:1
I am falling in love/irritation with Richard Armitage solely based on my completely insane friends.
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I would watch this and buy the extended edition on DVD. I’m not even going to pretend Peter Jackson doesn’t basically own my soul
(Source: vablatsky)
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‘The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey’ modern trailer
OH MY MOTHERFUCKING LORD ON HIGH!!!!!
fuck I just really want to write a Modern AU for the Hobbit and aaaaaa
OH MY GOD. This is me screaming. Dear video creator: subbing in John Porter for Thorin? Is someone paying you to kill me?
Huh.
(Source: hobbitfeetses)
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Richard Armitage for the January issue of Glamour Magazine.
be sure to click through for the entire, hilarifying video.
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an unexpected heist | modern au
Thorin Oakenshield is the wretched heir to a fortune that was robbed from him and left him orphaned. With the help of a motley crew of aspiring robbers and not-burglars, he plans an elaborate heist to reclaim what is rightfully his, but little does he and the company know of the craftiness of the wily tyrant Smaug.
(note | not pictured here due to technical reasons: gloin, bifur and oin)
I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS OH MY LORD.
(Source: osgiliaths)
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I did ONE MILLION Hobbit doodles but I’ll save the slightly spoilery ones for when more people have had a chance to see it.
For now, here is a Broship’d Bilbo!
OKAY, BUT BROSHIP’D BILBO IS BASICALLY ED SHEERAN.
yes!!!!!
