So, what if Derek comes back and is all “Scott please let me be your Beta, being an Omega is the worst, I promise I will follow all your orders and be a good soldier, I swear I can follow directions please let me PLEASE.”
And Scott squints at him and say “All of my orders? Like, ALL of them?”
And Derek nods furiously.
"Okay. Go get a massage."
And Derek frowns and says “what, that’s stupid, what are you talking about,” and Scott says “YOU SAID YOU WOULD FOLLOW MY ORDERS NOW GO GET A MASSAGE” and flashes his red eyes. So Derek goes and gets a massage—probably at a kiosk place in the mall, so he doesn’t have to take off his shirt, but after going he actually feels really good and energized yet relaxed, and also proud of himself for following his Alpha’s orders.
At the next pack meeting, after telling everyone what sort of perimeter patrols they’d be doing for the rest of the week, Scott asks Derek to stay behind for a minute. “I need to know which Indian restaurant in town has the most delicious Chicken Korma. I need you to go eat at all of them over the next month and decide which one is the best.”
Derek blinks. He loves Chicken Korma. He had eaten almost all of it that one time Stiles had brought some to a stakeout, a long time ago. “I—fine. I could have it done by Saturday, if you want.”
Scott shakes his head. “No, you’ll get sick of it and then you won’t be able to rank the later places accurately. Just try a new place whenever you’re in the mood for Indian, and then rank them for me.”
"Do you just care about taste, or do you want me to include levels for service and price?"
"That’s a good idea," Scott says, nodding approvingly. "Yes, include whatever you think is important."
The next week, he’s paying the check at Cafe Tandoor when he gets a text from Scott. I need your help at work tomorrow it reads.
When Derek shows up, Scott directs him to a box full of puppies. “Someone brought in these strays last night, and they have really matted fur, so I need you to brush them. I’d do it, but I have to work on cleaning out the cages.”
Derek looks down at where the puppies are whining up at him, tumbling over each other in eagerness. “I could clean the cages, if you want.” It seems more fair for him to do the grosser job.
"No, Deaton has a whole method he likes me to use, and it would take forever for me to show you where everything is and what to do. It’s faster this way."
Derek sits down on the floor and begins carding through the smallest puppy’s fur. It squeaks in delight and nuzzles against his hand.
Fuck, this made me CRY. At WORK.
Jeff Davis being our showrunner/creator is like your parents when you’re a kid, and you ask for something super specific for Christmas or your birthday, drop all these hints and show pictures and circle it and tell everyone what it is you’d like when they’re within earshot. Like, say, it has to be this book in this colour and this version of it…. and then you unwrap your present, and okay, it doesn’t look like you imagined but you’ll wait until it’s open before you dismiss it, and you look up, and your parents are all excited because they’ve got this - they know exactly what book you wanted and your face falls when you look back down, because it’s literally just a rolled up newspaper of incorrect, inconsistent facts to beat you over the head with.
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Hooker Fic, Human Derek Hale, Derek Has Issues, Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Derek waits until the door is shut behind him before he turns around. He holds out his hand, plants his ‘if you’re not weird about it, I won’t be’ smile on his face and says, “Nice to meet you, Stiles. I’m Michael. What kind of a good time are you looking for tonight?”
Or, the hooker!Derek fic of my id.
I am writing a thing. It’s a WIP. I will finish it because it WON’T GO AWAY, but here is part one, if terribly angsty yet reasonably hot porn is your thing. Also, Derek is a hooker. If that is not your thing, I don’t even know what to do with you.
There are pictures, FYI. Melvin Smarty pictures. Of the chest hair. In case you were super curious. I’m sure it has been tamed somewhat, but it’s better than nothing.
BASED ON THE IMPOSSIBLE PERFECTION OF THE GROWTH PATTERN OF T. HOECHLIN’S BEARD, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT HIS CHEST IN HIS NATURAL STATE DOES NOT HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PELT THAT SPIRALS IN A PERFECT FRACTAL PATTERN FROM THROAT TO GROIN. THIS PICTURE IS NONSENSE!!! NONSENSE!!!!!!
EVERY BODY IS BEAUTIFUL AND THERE IS HUGE NATURAL VARIATION IN THE AMOUNT OF BODY HAIR HUMANS HAVE, BUT IF THIS IS WHAT WE AS A SOCIETY ARE TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A HAIRY CHEST, A CHEST THAT SOMEHOW MATCHES THE TRUE MAJESTY OF HOECHLIN’S FACIAL HAIR, WE AS A SOCIETY ARE JUST SO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLY INCORRECT. I KNOW EVERYONE’S HITTING REBLOG NOW SO THEY CAN JUMP ALL OVER ME ABOUT ALL THE DUDES WITH FULL BEARDS THEY’VE BANGED WHO ALSO HAD SEVEN CHEST HAIRS, I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!! THE WORLD IS STRANGE AND MAGICAL AND FULL OF WONDERFUL DIFFERENCES!!! I JUST WISH THAT IN THIS CURRENT MEDIA MOMENT WE COULD ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A LOT OF DUDES ARE HAIRY AS WELL, AND BY ACKNOWLEDGE I MEAN LET ME JUST DRINK WINE AND OGLE HAIRY DUDES ON MY TELEVISION SCREEN BECAUSE OF A TOTALLY ARBITRARY PERSONAL PREFERENCE!!!!!
A) AM I TO BELIEVE THAT IN THIRTY YEARS YOUR AVERAGE HAIRY DUDE HAS SOMEHOW LOST 90% OF HIS BODY HAIR?
B) TYLER HOECHLIN, YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL HOWEVER IT IS, EVEN IF YOU REALLY DO JUST HAVE SOME SAD LITTLE TUMBLEWEED OF CHEST HAIR BLOWING ACROSS THE VAST, BARREN PLANES OF YOUR CHEST, BUT DEREK HALE’S BODY LIVES IN OUR HEARTS, ALWAYS LYING NAKED ON A BEARSKIN RUG, BODY HAIR DEEP AND SOFT AND THICK AS WINTER SNOW ON THE GODDAM PRAIRIE.
Some of the issues with Teen Wolf’s Sterek problem come from people conflating slash shipping with social activism. Many fans want Sterek to happen purely because they want Stiles and Derek to fall in love, while others are hoping for better representation of LGBT characters on TV in general. Writer and creator Jeff Davis originally planned for Teen Wolf to be a diverse show with a strong LGBT presence, but many fans felt that the show’s third season failed to live up to those promises. Unfortunately, Teen Wolf’s changing social media message isn’t helping.
Last week, Teen Wolf released a video of actor Dylan O’Brien asking for fans to vote for Teen Wolf in a TV Guide poll, a similar situation to the Teen Choice Awards campaign that produced the “ship” video last year. But this time round, they went for threats rather than bribery. Instead of teasing with more Sterek footage, O’Brien joked that if people didn’t vote, they’d kill off the show’s lone surviving gay character, Danny.
The joke didn’t seem very funny, particularly when the survival rate for side characters in Teen Wolf is notoriously low for anyone who isn’t a straight, white man. To make matters worse, MTV released an “In Memoriam” video of all the characters who have died on the show. It was meant to advertise a fan contest to appear (and then die) in a future episode, but it ended up highlighting just how many women and people of color have been killed off so far. For a show that was originally touted as diverse and forward-thinking, things did not look good. [READ MORE]
*slides to the floor, slowly lays face down on the ground*
Ironically, Teen Wolf HAS a plugged-in, geeky, fan-savvy, kind and respectful ambassador who interacts with fans on Twitter and at cons in lovely ways, and who understands internet culture, and who happens to be both a POC and playing (well, and respectfully) an out, gay character. It’s Keahu Kahuanui, who plays Danny.