Fannish insanity and social justice rage, all in one helpful place! eleanor_lavish on LJ and AO3, if you're wondering why all this seems eerily familiar...
This show makes me so angry. I can’t believe Stiles said he’s unable to get warm and not a single werewolf insisted on full body cuddling. IT IS LIKE THESE WRITERS HAVE NEVER READ A SINGLE ONE OF MY LETTERS.
questions I has:
- where did nogitsune get the tail-knife
- why was lydia surprised scott and stiles were there when five seconds ago she was taunting nogitsune about them being there
- how did lydia butt dial banshee hq on the supernatural wireless
- did allison’s arrow kill that one oni because it was silver or some other reason
- why did the oni stop fighting to let us having a touching goodbye scene instead of killing everyone
- why did nogitsune take lydia really bc I don’t think we got a straight answer
- why did agent mcasshole think being an abusive drunk was a secret anyone cared about
- how did deaton dig flies out of the mouths of rabid werewolves
- who shot the twins
- why did derek care
- are there random caves in the woods in california bc that’s nifty
- how does that psych nurse still have a job when he keeps doing/saying this shit in front of witnesses and the sheriff
- does this mean scott and isaac are going to comfort each other now
- will they actually get to grieve at all
- who was mexican grandma and was that her name derek said bc I didn’t really catch it
- where is malia
- where is peter for that matter
- who is the she-wolf bc I’m not positive we got a real answer for that
- what drew deputy parrish to beacon hills
- was it derek’s booty
- what will save stiles
- will it be derek’s booty
Going to be pretty upset if the answer to some of these questions is not “Derek’s booty” tbh
was braeden/talia’s claws/the south america hunters ever relevantly explained?
ALL OF THESE AND MORE WILL NOT BE EXPLAINED PROBABLY EVER.
Okay but wouldn’t it have been WAY COOLER if Allison got stabbed in the stomach by the Oni and Scott had to bite her, because it was his last resort and he never wanted to pass it on to someone else after all he struggled, but Allison was dying. And then the werewolf from Kira Mama’s interminable story backflipped onto the scene out of nowhere, and started fighting the Oni, and revealed she is ALSO a zillion years old and she heard Kira’s Mama could use some help again. Then in the finale, everyone fights back to back cuz the idea of foxes and wolves not getting along is RACIST GARBAGE and a MYTH PERPETUATED by the Hunter ruling class to keep possible allies from bonding!
Then! Then when Evil!Stiles is defeated and everyone’s sitting around eating smug shwarma, the Zillion Year Old Werewolf from That Really Long Boring Story quietly tells Allison that there are more like her, a pack of women who travel the world righting wrongs and seeking justice and they’d love to have her in their Werewolf Hunters of Artemis Fellowship. After a long tearful goodbye scene with the McCall pack, Allison packs up, and the last scene is her walking into the sunset with her lady werewolf goddess mentor at her side, a quiver of bows on her back.