Fannish insanity and social justice rage, all in one helpful place! eleanor_lavish on LJ and AO3, if you're wondering why all this seems eerily familiar...


Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant)




I guess people forget about this…






 He was in a suit and tie too.

I guess respectable politics didn’t work during that time or before then but…I guess someday, somehow it will work, at least according to those who still believe in this crap.

I think people miss the whole point of civil disobedience and the art of it.  It is not supposed to be peaceful in the way that we think of as peaceful. It is meant to disturb, to fluster, to get a reaction.  Everywhere Martin went he was sure their was a video camera?  Why?  So that when a police officer arrested him, or beat him, or tear gassed him that it would be captured and sent out on the national news.  And after it is on the news people get sick of it. Sick of the inhumanity.  And they come down to help or call their congressman to make it stop.

Peace doesn’t mean not doing anything.  Peace, in the terms Martin meant them, was to hold a mirror up to American society so they could see themselves clearly.

(Source: geejayeff)

I need white people to stop pretending consent was possible during slavery.

Stop lying to yourselves that those black cousins are the result of illicit love affairs & grasp that slaves could not say no.

When consent is not an option, when you’re only seen as 3/5ths of a human being & you have no legal standing? You can’t say yes.

I need white America to sit down for a sec. Look into the faces of black Americans with the same last names & figure it the fuck out.

Our ancestors were raped by your ancestors. Regularly. Some of the kids were treated kindly. Most were not. They were sold.

White mistresses punished the slaves for “tempting” master & congratulated themselves on that bloody work. Read the narratives.

Not the cleaned up ones either. Read Incidents in The Life of A Slave Girl & understand that Mammy was a victim, not the one who loved you.

She couldn’t care for her kids, couldn’t choose her husband or their father most of the time. She was a slave.

Millions of people died on the Middle Passage. Millions more died here at the hands of your ancestors. Own that.

Now you want to sing Kumbaya & keep oppressing our communities & erasing our contributions. Spare me the tired bullshit.

Male slaves fared no better. There’s a long history of them being raped, tortured & killed too. That was slavery. Stop romanticizing it.

Our children were fed to alligators as bait (feel free to look that up) died of starvation or exposure & that was slavery too. Yep, we were livestock & you use sickly livestock as bait.

Stop watching Gone With The Wind & fantasizing about beautiful plantations if you can’t accept what happened on those plantations.

House slaves had it better in the sense of access to food & possibly better treatment, but they were still slaves.

14 year old slave girls weren’t falling in love with the men who could beat them & everyone they loved to death.

Read the tales of enslaved women who killed their children to spare them. Read about people beaten to death as an example.

Sally Hemings could have left Jefferson in Paris. Of course her entire family was still in his power. And his “love”? Didn’t free her. Ever.

Go look at the pictures of former slaves backs. Whipped until they bled & left to scar so they were maimed for life & couldn’t run.

Also before you talk about the cleaned up narratives, remember that the people relating their stories knew lynching was always possible.

Records of slavery were deliberately destroyed so that former owners wouldn’t have to pay anyone.

That “peculiar institution” was generations of blood, pain, & terror. That’s what built America. Never forget that.

Now stop talking about anyone’s white ancestors like they deserve the fucking credit for the success of people descended from slaves.

American slavery began in 1619. June 19, 1865 was the last official day of slavery. Do the math on how long it takes to heal that wound.

After slavery was officially over? Black codes & Jim Crow laws followed. America’s history of oppression is longer than that of freedom.

Also before any d*mb motherfuckers land in my mentions. I have a degree in history. I will read you to filth & bury you in sources.

Trust & believe there is no country here for people who want to romanticize a system that is still grinding away at my community.

All this fluffy fucking talk about American history to coddle white kids feelings & engender patriotism? You won’t get it here.

My ancestors built this country, I served this country & I will tell the damned truth about this country. Don’t like it? Fuck you.

Now let me get in my feelings about slavery before Africans were brought here. Because we weren’t the first people enslaved.

We were deliberately sought out for our skill sets & resistance to disease. Know why we were resistant? We’d had contact for years.

All of that “My ancestors never owned slaves so it has nothing to do with me?” Go look at those NDN ancestors again. See how many were free.

While you’re in there checking that out? Look up those old country ancestors & see how many benefited from slavery indirectly.

Also while we’re talking about NDN relatives? Yo, learn a name besides Cherokee. Better yet, learn about the genocidal tactics they faced.

Look up immigrant groups becoming white in America. Find out who had to bleed so they could gain access to white privilege.

Let’s really talk about the Red Summer of 1919 & how it wasn’t an unusual occurrence. Tulsa, Rosewood? They were just famous.

Let’s talk about welfare & who could access it. Hell let’s talk about who is collecting more of it right now.

Let’s talk about the primary beneficiaries of affirmative action (spoiler! White women!) & what it means to attack black people instead.

Shit, let’s get into the Great Depression & the Great Recession & who is hurting the most financially through both.

Let’s talk about conditions on reservations, in the inner city, & the violence faced by POC who try to leave those areas.

Hell, let’s talk about why we don’t see shows that reflect the American population set in the past, present, or future.

Go read Columbus’ diaries & see what “civilization” really meant to the people he encountered.

For that matter go read up on King Leopold & the Congo. I’ll wait while you cry.

That’s the thing about whiteness as a social construct in America. It’s not about white people, it’s about white power over others.

When we’re talking about white privilege? We’re talking about what it takes to shape this society based on oppression.

America is a young country with a lot of power because of genocide, slavery, & continuing oppression. Individuals build institutions.

All of these conversations aren’t about bringing out white guilt, they’re about ending this institution developed over the generations.

Also let’s be clear that America is sick with this ish across the political spectrum. It may manifest differently but it exists everywhere.

Before I go, let me also suggest that people who are curious about anything I tweeted about take a tour through Google with terms.

It’s not that I won’t answer questions, but there are books out there that I think everyone should read on slavery, whiteness, & America.

Karnythia,  laying it down with righteousness on Juneteenth — the truth about slavery and its lingering effects on America.  (via skyliting)

I don’t want to see tl;dr no you ALL need to fucking read this. (via thisisnotblackhistorymonth)


Earlier tonight, the Seattle Seahawks earned their way into the Super Bowl with a dramatic victory over the San Francisco 49ers as Seattle cornerback Richard Sherman tipped a San Francisco touchdown pass into a Seattle interception in the last minute of play. Sherman was understandably excited and not a little triumphant towards 49er players that had been trash-talking the Seahalks. In a post-game interview, he trash-talked right back with the obvious benefit of having just proven his point.

So naturally, white people threatened to kill him among other things.

In the midst of the discussion on Twitter than ensued, I wanted to note the racialized way white people tend to use the word “thug”. As in the tweet above, I noted that “thug” is the sort of word white people will say when they really want to say another word but they know they’ll get in trouble if they use that. For all of the unmistakable racists quoted in that Deadspin article, there are going to be a LOT of somber editorials penned by white sports writers that are going to make the same exact point, just substituting “thug” for words they’d never be able to use in print.

This took on a more serious tone when I rewatched a commercial which had debuted earlier during the football game starring Richard Sherman. If you aren’t a football fan, Sherman grew up in Compton, California and attended college at Stanford. Actually, some of you on Tumblr may know Sherman from his "I’m Better At Life Than You" reaction during an interview with white sports pundit and well-known asshole Skip Bayless which has been gif’d a few times. Sherman has a reputation for bragadoccio, to be sure, but he’s also established himself as one of the most intelligent players in the league. In this ad for Beats by Dre titled "Hear What You Want", we see him in a locker room session with the press. His thoughtful answers reveal him not backing down from his confidence a bit, as this is who Richard Sherman is. But we also see an undercurrent of frustration with some questions about his character. The ad makes a point to establish his Compton background specifically so we can see Sherman relating to that. We see him taking the responsibility of a role model seriously as well as the pain of the insinuation that he isn’t a good one. The questions reach a crescendo when one reporter asks a down-right prophetic query given the post-game controversies:

"What do you think of your reputation as a thug?"

At this point, the sound goes out and Sherman slowly searches the room for the reporter who asked that. The camera lingers on his face, an unmistakable expression of frustration and pain from Sherman as he takes in the question. He resents being asked the question and all that the question means while at the same time, it is clear to us he knew it would be coming. It was unavoidable, but the sting is still real. He turns away from the reporter and softly shakes his head insisting, to himself more than the assembled microphones, that he doesn’t have that reputation. He then stops taking questions and puts his headphones on, revealing the double-entendre of the ad’s title: “Hear what you want”. Not just a selling point for high-priced headphones, but also a reality for Richard Sherman and so many black athletes like him who are defined by a media which shoves them into simplistic boxes informed by little more than racist stereotypes.

We’re going to see a lot of people “hearing what they want” about Richard Sherman in the weeks leading up to the Super Bowl, which makes this ad so chillingly effective. Because this isn’t new for Sherman. This is the cruel price media gatekeepers will extract for him because of his profession. These are the boxes racist white people will force onto young black people all while feeling perfectly entitled for no one to notice their racism because they abstained from using a slur.



I am desperately sitting here going “latino wizards give me south american wizards of all sorts”

yeah seriously tell us how wizardry’s done in the new world tell me how the wizards from france and spain and britain stamped out the brujos and the medicine men and set up their own schools tell me what the fuck the british raj did to fucking india because the patel twins are going to school in scotland and what are they told about their history, tell me about native american kids learning to say wingardium leviosa with hate in their hearts and tell me about wizarding rabbis bickering about whether you can use potions on the sabbath tell me about the slaves on their ships with their wands broken, mouthing curses in the dark tell me about the runaways that made it with garter snakes wrapped around their wrists that told them when they tasted dogs in the distance, tell me about the underground railroad and abolitionists with unbreakable vows and home-spun invisibility cloaks and disilusionments, using obliviate, using imperio, knowing that they served a higher justice, tell me about what happened to black wizards in the fifties, about what gates they were storming in the sixties tell me about queer wizards taking love potions every morning in their coffee to stay married to their husbands and their wives because what else could they do?

the world only begins and ends with straight white christians if you don’t bother looking any farther than that and too many people don’t and i am tired, tired, tired


Judge who accepted private-prison bribes to send black kids to jail sentenced to 28 years






Racism is dead, tho’.

Four thousand children.

Four thousand children.

Four thousand children.

Sent to jail to make this horrific criminal rich.

Jesus fucking christ.  At least he’ll rot.

This is it, y’all. This is what we are talking about when we speak of unfair sentencing, higher rates of convictions, lower rates of appeals, the school-to-prison pipeline of Black youths/people. He ruined* 4,000 lives. For what? Some money? ‘Cause Black bodies are dispensable, only valuable in terms of the all mighty dollar.

4000 babies sent to jail


Their lives were ruined by this man

Their lives were thrown away and it was all done for him to make a dollar.

Because Black bodies are to be used like currency in this country since its inception.



y’all hear about this shit?

28 years doesn’t sound like enough… I’m (a tiny bit) encouraged that at least the PA Supreme Court overturned those 4,000 convictions, though I have to shudder at how many kids are still suffering because of what this monster did