[How are you and Loki alike?] Oh, I don’t know if we’re that alike. I’ve never tried to subjugate the earth. I don’t have a brother, although I feel like I’ve been adopted by the Hemsworths. But one thing I do love about him is that he’s very playful and mischievous, and I think I’ve loved infusing him with my own sense of fun.
Someone write me the story where Tom is actually adopted by the Hemsworths, STAT!
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
AND LOKI’S STILL ADOPTED