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Mon, 20 May 2013 08:12:10 -0400

and you even made a friend.. me.

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:05:48 -0400

and you even made a friend..

me.

jenlynn820: :D

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:01:40 -0400

jenlynn820:

:D

describe me in 3 television characters.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:39 -0400

domesticabusewillsaveusall: Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:25:45 -0400

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

bellymagic: oh fuck This is a terrible dress and I think she...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:23:27 -0400

bellymagic:

oh fuck

This is a terrible dress and I think she should let me help her out of it.

backyardfruit: @zacharyquinto & @halfadams a late night...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:47 -0400

backyardfruit:

@zacharyquinto & @halfadams a late night ballet (at The Bowery Hotel)

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:00:02 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE GOING TO DO WHEN HIS BIO PROJECT IS OVER AND HE HAS A TEENAGE DUCK FOLLOWING HIM AROUND BECAUSE IT THINKS IT’S HIS MOM? IS THIS DUDE GOING TO HELP THAT POOR DUCK UNDERSTAND THAT MOLTING IS ONLY NATURAL, OR COMFORT IT WHEN IT DOESN’T GET A DATE TO THE DUCK PROM? IS HE GOING TO RENT A CONVERTIBLE AND STRAP THE DUCK IN THE PASSENGER SIDE AND DRIVE FROM JERSEY TO FLORIDA AND BACK TO TEACH IT IT’S MIGRATORY PATTERNS AND/OR HOW TO DRIVE STICK? JESUS PEOPLE, THINK AHEAD.

popculturebrain: nbcsnl: Stefon’s farewell had, well,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:02:25 -0400

popculturebrain:

nbcsnl:

Stefon’s farewell had, well, everything. We love you Stefon. Thanks for everything!

Perfection.

2dollarshoes: lolbatty: they should make a book of nothing but...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:03:00 -0400

2dollarshoes:

lolbatty:

they should make a book of nothing but pictures like this called ‘men in business suits making out aggressively.’

i would subscribe.

i actually had to stop and make sure this wasn’t chris pine and zach.

menatplay is basically just this, only hardcore. (link is SO SO NSFW you guys.)

"Quite simply, I was in love with New York. I do not mean “love” in any colloquial way, I mean that I..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:53:57 -0400

“Quite simply, I was in love with New York. I do not mean “love” in any colloquial way, I mean that I was in love with the city, the way you love the first person who ever touches you and you never love anyone quite that way again. I remember walking across Sixty-second Street one twilight that first spring, or the second spring, they were all alike for a while. I was late to meet someone but I stopped at Lexington Avenue and bought a peach and stood on the corner eating it and knew that I had come out out of the West and reached the mirage. I could taste the peach and feel the soft air blowing from a subway grating on my legs and I could smell lilac and garbage and expensive perfume and I knew that it would cost something sooner or later – because I did not belong there, did not come from there – but when you are twenty-two or twenty-three, you figure that later you will have a high emotional balance, and be able to pay whatever it costs. I still believed in possibilities then, still had the sense, so peculiar to New York, that something extraordinary would happen any minute, any day, any month.”

- “Goodbye To All That,” Joan Didion (via commovente)

Like this — and then, just as intense, we were over.

(via shananaomi)

This city was perfect when I was in my 20s. I suppose it’s always perfect when you’re in your 20s. Once you realize what it actually costs, though, it becomes so much harder. (There is still something lovely about walking over a warm subway grate on a cool fall day.)

jehanpbahorel: ↳ and then there’s this asshole [2/?] “I’ve...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:48:54 -0400

jehanpbahorel:

↳ and then there’s this asshole [2/?]

“I’ve always been a singer, and I mean not professionally, but in the shower.” ♛

I sleep. I dream. I make up things that I would never say. I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:46:30 -0400

I sleep. I dream. I make up things that I would never say. I say them very quietly.

meanwhile — richard siken

you guys. i just. i may need a moment.

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:41:37 -0400

you guys. i just. i may need a moment.

Savage Grace - Julianne Moore, Hugh Dancy, Eddie Redmayne Not...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:39:57 -0400

Savage Grace - Julianne Moore, Hugh Dancy, Eddie Redmayne

Not that I particularly care, but Moore plays Redmayne’s mom in this, so ymmv.

“They said, “No, we’re going to go for this, we’re going to be...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:37:33 -0400

“They said, “No, we’re going to go for this, we’re going to be true, and we’re going to throw ourselves into this as wholeheartedly as we can.” They just went for it, and I thought it was so beautiful. I have a part where I shuffle my foot as I walk in to indicate that I’m there, and then they look up and see me. Well, on the first take we did it, everything was fine, and then I have this epiphany. So, the scene starts, and they start making out—making out hot and heavy, looking hot as hell—as you could tell, since that was the take that was used—and I very quietly tiptoe in. I think they made out for an extra 45 seconds to a minute. (laughter)

Finally, they think, “You know, this is going on for a really long time.” So Dan looks up and he sees that I’m there, and so I smile with a genuine, “Ha ha, got you,” and so the entire scene afterward with the two of them was the genuine giggles with the two of them being embarrassed and caught. It was such a beautiful scene and a lot of fun to do. I bought them a six-pack afterwards, but they were so good about it. The way they embrace their roles is just beautiful because they have no prejudice towards it, and that’s great.”

—Katrina Law on filming the scene from 2x08 [x]

#BLESS THIS PERFECTION

Confession time - I do not watch this show, but I am SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THESE TWO, I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU. Rec me shit, if you have it.

Cannot stop laughing.

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:33:46 -0400

Cannot stop laughing.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:11:42 -0400

tryingtoextendyourlife: (x)

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:50:45 -0400

tryingtoextendyourlife:

(x)

torakowalski: chiarashipseveryone: How cute is the fact that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:25 -0400

torakowalski:

chiarashipseveryone:

How cute is the fact that Jarvis has his own Christmas stocking?

ADORABLE.

Ahhhhhhhhh!